Probably the best thing BRITNEY SPEARS could do right now to repair her ever-more-redneckish image is DISAPPEAR. Let us forget about her for a while. . . then come back with some cool album or movie. . . preferably dressed a little classier, too.

--But she doesn't get it. What Britney thought she needed to repair her image was a NUDE, PREGNANT PHOTO SHOOT. (???)

--Remember when DEMI MOORE posed naked and pregnant on the cover of "Vanity Fair" back in 1991??? Well, Britney did the same thing for the cover of the August issue of "Harper's Bazaar". And she offers up even MORE of her pregnant body inside the magazine.